Divorce à La Carte
Posted: Tue Mar 21, 2017 12:44 pmThe wife filed for divorce, then was arrested for hitting the husband in the head with a hammer -- after finding out that he'd gambled away $70,000 of their marital savings.
The wife said it only happened because her husband drove past the house. She accused his attorney of telling him and otherwise colluding with him to ruin her and threatened to strangle the attorney's secretary. She'd caught the kitchen on fire and the house burned down.
The wife filed for divorce because she thought her husband was having an affair. Her new and best undies weren't being adorned by another woman, however -- the husband was stealing his wife's undergarments and wearing them, himself.
The wife said it only happened because her husband drove past the house. She accused his attorney of telling him and otherwise colluding with him to ruin her and threatened to strangle the attorney's secretary. She'd caught the kitchen on fire and the house burned down.
The wife filed for divorce because she thought her husband was having an affair. Her new and best undies weren't being adorned by another woman, however -- the husband was stealing his wife's undergarments and wearing them, himself.
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