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Coffee and Testicles

PostPosted: Fri Jan 27, 2017 9:45 am
by Tug002
A guy goes into the Canada Post Office to apply for a job.
The interviewer asks him, "Are you allergic to anything?"
He replies, "Yes, caffeine. I can't drink coffee."
"Ok, Have you ever been in the military service?"
"Yes," he says, "I was in Afghanistan for one tour."
The interviewer says, "That will give you five extra points toward
employment." Then he asks, "Are you disabled in any way?"
The guy says, "Yes. A bomb exploded near me and I lost both my testicles."
The interviewer grimaces and then says, "Disabled in your country's
service.
Well, that qualifies for extra bonus points. Okay. Looking at the
regulations you have got enough points for me to hire you right
now.Our normal hours are from 8:00 AM to 4:00 PM.
You can start tomorrow at 10:00 AM, and plan on starting at 10:00 AM
every day.
The guy is puzzled and asks, "If the work hours are from 8:00 AM to
4:00 PM, why don't you want me here until 10:00 AM?"
"This is a government job," the interviewer says.
"For the first two hours, we just stand around drinking coffee and
scratching our balls.
No point in you coming in for that."

Keep smiling
Tug :)

Re: Coffee and Testicles

PostPosted: Fri Jan 27, 2017 10:12 am
by Fozzer
The Coffee I'm OK with.... :D ....

But with the cold weather we are having this January....

...I cant locate the other.... :cry: ....!

Paul.....another Brass Monkey.... :lol: ....!

P.S...love the new Avatar, Tug!.... ;) ...!

Re: Coffee and Testicles

PostPosted: Fri Jan 27, 2017 10:46 pm
by Hawkeye07
:lol: :lol: :lol: Good one Tug!!!

Re: Coffee and Testicles

PostPosted: Sat Jan 28, 2017 12:26 am
by Shadowcaster
A classic :laughing-rolling: :laughing-rolling: :laughing-rolling: :laughing-rolling:



Cheers
Rich

Re: Coffee and Testicles

PostPosted: Sat Jan 28, 2017 12:05 pm
by ozzy72
A classic, I'll be using this one ;-) :D

Re: Coffee and Testicles

PostPosted: Sat Jan 28, 2017 1:36 pm
by bigcav
ACE !!! :clap: :clap: :clap:

Re: Coffee and Testicles

PostPosted: Sat Jan 28, 2017 4:06 pm
by Tug002
Fozzer wrote:The Coffee I'm OK with.... :D ....

But with the cold weather we are having this January....

...I cant locate the other.... :cry: ....!

Paul.....another Brass Monkey.... :lol: ....!

P.S...love the new Avatar, Tug!.... ;) ...!


Glad you like the Avatar Fozzer, one of the few pictures that my wife got of me on her phone as she knows that I don't like my picture taken. I have just learned how to shrink photos.

Keep smiling
Tug :)

Re: Coffee and Testicles

PostPosted: Sat Jan 28, 2017 4:07 pm
by Tug002
:D Glad that you all enjoyed that little joke. :D

Keep smiling
Tug :)

Re: Coffee and Testicles

PostPosted: Sat Jan 28, 2017 4:38 pm
by Anthindelahunt
Non Ferrous Simians in the cold will get
you every time.

Possible cure.Sprinkle some of Fozzers curry powder
on them and when they "sneeze"catch them with a tweezers.

:o .. :lol:

Anthin.