Time for an Xmas joke or two....
Posted: Wed Dec 07, 2016 3:23 am
This one is for all the Star Wars fans out there
This one is for all the Star Wars fans out there
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Time for an Xmas joke or two....
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Posted: Wed Dec 07, 2016 3:23 amThis one is for all the Star Wars fans out there
Re: Time for an Xmas joke or two....
Posted: Wed Dec 07, 2016 7:17 am
Re: Time for an Xmas joke or two....
Posted: Wed Dec 07, 2016 4:15 pmOK Here's an oldie but a goodie..
Santa's Check Ride
Santa Claus, like all pilots, gets regular visits from the Federal Aviation Administration, and it was shortly before Christmas when the FAA examiner arrived. In preparation, Santa had the elves wash the sled and bathe all the reindeer. Santa got his logbook out and made sure all his paperwork was in order. The examiner walked slowly around the sled. He checked the reindeer harnesses, the landing gear, and Rudolf's nose. He painstakingly reviewed Santa's weight and balance calculations for the sled's enormous payload. Finally, they were ready for the checkride. Santa got in and fastened his seat belt and shoulder harness and checked the compass. Then the examiner hopped in carrying, to Santa's surprise, a shotgun. "What's that for?" asked Santa incredulously. The examiner winked and said, "I'm not supposed to tell you this, but you're gonna lose an engine on takeoff."
Santa's Check Ride
Santa Claus, like all pilots, gets regular visits from the Federal Aviation Administration, and it was shortly before Christmas when the FAA examiner arrived. In preparation, Santa had the elves wash the sled and bathe all the reindeer. Santa got his logbook out and made sure all his paperwork was in order. The examiner walked slowly around the sled. He checked the reindeer harnesses, the landing gear, and Rudolf's nose. He painstakingly reviewed Santa's weight and balance calculations for the sled's enormous payload. Finally, they were ready for the checkride. Santa got in and fastened his seat belt and shoulder harness and checked the compass. Then the examiner hopped in carrying, to Santa's surprise, a shotgun. "What's that for?" asked Santa incredulously. The examiner winked and said, "I'm not supposed to tell you this, but you're gonna lose an engine on takeoff."
Re: Time for an Xmas joke or two....
Posted: Wed Dec 07, 2016 5:10 pmHawkeye07 wrote:OK Here's an oldie but a goodie..
Santa's Check Ride
Santa Claus, like all pilots, gets regular visits from the Federal Aviation Administration, and it was shortly before Christmas when the FAA examiner arrived. In preparation, Santa had the elves wash the sled and bathe all the reindeer. Santa got his logbook out and made sure all his paperwork was in order. The examiner walked slowly around the sled. He checked the reindeer harnesses, the landing gear, and Rudolf's nose. He painstakingly reviewed Santa's weight and balance calculations for the sled's enormous payload. Finally, they were ready for the checkride. Santa got in and fastened his seat belt and shoulder harness and checked the compass. Then the examiner hopped in carrying, to Santa's surprise, a shotgun. "What's that for?" asked Santa incredulously. The examiner winked and said, "I'm not supposed to tell you this, but you're gonna lose an engine on takeoff."
Poor old Rudolf...
...!Paul.....
... ... ...!Re: Time for an Xmas joke or two....
Posted: Wed Dec 07, 2016 5:58 pmSanta's Check Ride
Perfect! that gave me the best laugh in a long time.
Perfect! that gave me the best laugh in a long time.
Re: Time for an Xmas joke or two....
Posted: Wed Dec 07, 2016 7:51 pm
Cheers
Rich