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Things to do with a dead beaver

Postby ozzy72 » Thu Oct 06, 2016 10:57 am

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Re: Things to do with a dead beaver

Postby ViperPilot » Thu Oct 06, 2016 11:53 am

Take the amik to Kenmore Air or Viking Air... I'm sure they can resurrect him!

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Re: Things to do with a dead beaver

Postby ftldave » Thu Oct 06, 2016 8:40 pm

Canada, right?

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Re: Things to do with a dead beaver

Postby Hawkeye07 » Thu Oct 06, 2016 9:56 pm

That reminds me of the old joke..

American Airlines Flight 1355 to the Control Tower -- "Tower, this is American 1355. as we took off we spotted a dead deer at the far end of runway 27."

Control Tower to Delta Airlines Flight 141 waiting for take off clearance -- "Delta 141 did you copy that?"

Delta Flight 141 to Control Tower -- "Roger Tower, Food Service has been notified." :lol:
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Re: Things to do with a dead beaver

Postby Fozzer » Fri Oct 07, 2016 2:45 am



..... :lol: ... :lol: ... :lol: ...!

Poor old Canada does get a regular pasting from Uncle Sam.... :lol: ....!

Paul.... :D ...!
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Re: Things to do with a dead beaver

Postby Anthindelahunt » Sat Oct 08, 2016 9:22 pm

Clean it out.Pack with sawdust.Ergo!
Instant door stop.

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Re: Things to do with a dead beaver

Postby Tug002 » Sun Oct 09, 2016 4:18 pm

Fozzer wrote:


..... :lol: ... :lol: ... :lol: ...!

Poor old Canada does get a regular pasting from Uncle Sam.... :lol: ....!

Paul.... :D ...!


:clap: I always do enjoy a good Canadian joke :clap:

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