Down the Pan

[Shadowcaster]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-37196629

Feel free with the puns/comments chaps.

Cheers
Rich

[OldAirmail]

That story stinks!

[Sinkrate]

That story stinks!

Too right!

Who in his right mind would jump into a (rat infested?) cess pit for someone else’s phone? I presume the “toilet” is some kind of back woods bodge job, so perhaps the poor chap was a few sheets short of a full toilet roll.

[Hawkeye07]

The unfortunate turn of events had begun when Mr Berntsen Larsen's friend shouted for help to get his phone back.

"I did not think twice," Mr Berntsen Larsen said about his decision to go in.


He did not think twice? I do not believe he thought once. They should have left him down there since he was obviously a "Dumb Sh*t".