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The newly-married husband came home from the office to find his young wife in floods of tears.

"Darling, whatever is the matter?" he asked.

"Sweetheart," she sobbed, "The most terrible thing has happened! I cooked my very first Beef Bourguignon for you, and I got it out of the oven to season it, and the phone rang. When I came back from answering the phone," she sobbed again. "I found that the cat had eaten it!"

"Don't worry, darling," said her husband. "Don't cry. We can get a new cat tomorrow."

Priceless

No doubt the fight started shortly after.

Cheers
Rich

What a laugh! At least nobody ate the
cat.
Anthin.

Same couple went to a French Hotel for the
night.The Bell Hop ,unpacked their cases and
in his French accent,thinking they were just married,
wished them both a penis.
That's when the fight broke out.

Anthin.