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On sale in Rio!

Postby Webb » Tue Jul 05, 2016 4:33 am

Disappointed prostitutes in Rio launch 'supermarket sale' for Olympic Games after World Cup flop

Prostitutes in Rio de Janeiro's red light district are offering a 'sex sale' for visitors to the Olympic Games - after hopes of a boom during Brazil's hosting of the World Cup two years ago flopped.

Sex workers in the city's notorious Vila Mimosa zone claim that, despite high expectations in the run-up to the football tournament, business during the event actually fell substantially.

Now, with a month to go before the games, they say they have prepared a flyer in English inviting Olympic athletes to the red light area, near Rio's city centre, offering cut price deals.

The seedy leaflet says 30 minutes of sex is 40 reals (£9) - down 48 per cent on the normal price of 75 reals (£17).

Sorry, you would have to pay me a lot more than £9 to do one of those skanks.
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Re: On sale in Rio!

Postby Anthindelahunt » Wed Jul 06, 2016 1:22 am

I shudder to think about the pros in Rio Webb.
I think a dead Armadillo would be better.

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Re: On sale in Rio!

Postby Fozzer » Wed Jul 06, 2016 3:22 am

Anthindelahunt wrote:I shudder to think about the pros in Rio Webb.
I think a dead Armadillo would be better.

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Re: On sale in Rio!

Postby Anthindelahunt » Wed Jul 06, 2016 4:55 am

Strange indeed Fozzer.
But those working girls in Rio?
Using an Australianism,I'd be totally
Rooted.
Bring on the dead Armadillos!.

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