A few days ago I was taking the washing off the line when I felt what I thought was raindrops falling on my head although there wasn't a rain cloud in sight. I looked up and there sat a monkey in the tree, on a branch above my head, proudly displaying his big blue nuts and casually taking a pee on my head....I swear he had a grin on his face, the swine !! Eish !! Maybe it means good luck will come my way

By the way "Eish"...pronounced Ay...Shhhh....is African slang which covers anything from OMG, Holy Smoke, Bloody Hell, Unbelievable, Incredible to WTF etc. ! LOLOLOL