Ontario farm story
Posted: Wed Feb 10, 2016 9:42 amOntario Premier Kathleen Wynne and her driver were cruising home along a country road, in Southern Ontario one evening when an ancient cow loomed in front of the car. The driver tried to avoid it , but couldn't. The aged cow was struck and killed.
Premier Wynne told her driver to go up to the farmhouse and explain to the owners what had happened and
pay them for the cow.
She stayed in the car making phone calls. About an hour later the driver staggered back to the car with his clothes in disarray. He was holding a half-empty bottle of expensive wine in one hand, a huge Cuban cigar in the other, and was smiling happily, smeared with lipstick.
"What happened to you?," asked Kathleen.
"Well," the driver replied, "the farmer gave me the cigar, his wife gave me the wine, and their beautiful twin daughters made passionate love to me."
“What did you tell them?" asked Premier Wynne.
The driver replied, "I just stepped inside the door and said, 'I'm Ontario Premier Kathleen Wynne's driver and I've just killed the old cow.' The rest happened so fast I couldn't stop it."
Keep smiling
Tug
Premier Wynne told her driver to go up to the farmhouse and explain to the owners what had happened and
pay them for the cow.
She stayed in the car making phone calls. About an hour later the driver staggered back to the car with his clothes in disarray. He was holding a half-empty bottle of expensive wine in one hand, a huge Cuban cigar in the other, and was smiling happily, smeared with lipstick.
"What happened to you?," asked Kathleen.
"Well," the driver replied, "the farmer gave me the cigar, his wife gave me the wine, and their beautiful twin daughters made passionate love to me."
“What did you tell them?" asked Premier Wynne.
The driver replied, "I just stepped inside the door and said, 'I'm Ontario Premier Kathleen Wynne's driver and I've just killed the old cow.' The rest happened so fast I couldn't stop it."
Keep smiling
Tug
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Old cow is being kind.