Getting Baptised at a very early age firmly convinced me that I was never going to like being immersed in water....
...ever again!....

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Bathing and showers are for people who have a fascination for; "being clean"...

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Mosquitoes and Midges wont come anywhere near me...

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...and a bit of grime makes an excellent Female Deterrent...

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Paul....

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