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Confused with home security

Postby ozzy72 » Fri Jan 08, 2016 11:20 am

We British are baffled by the advice we've been getting... any help?
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Re: Confused with home security

Postby pete » Fri Jan 08, 2016 1:09 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:
Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication. – Leonardo da Vinci
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Re: Confused with home security

Postby Fozzer » Fri Jan 08, 2016 2:10 pm

..... :lol: .... :lol: .... :lol: ....!

..........PRICELESS!.........

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Re: Confused with home security

Postby Shadowcaster » Fri Jan 08, 2016 2:24 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Love it :clap: :clap: :clap:

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Re: Confused with home security

Postby B0ikat » Fri Jan 08, 2016 5:14 pm

I'm almost tempted to get a small case of some sort, assemble the above ingredients, and keep it in my car. If pulled over by the cops, and asked "What's in the case..."

Or, would that be tempting fate? :shock:
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Re: Confused with home security

Postby ozzy72 » Sat Jan 09, 2016 3:05 am

Depends on how you feel about a long chat in a small room and a body cavity search :-D
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Re: Confused with home security

Postby Fozzer » Sat Jan 09, 2016 4:21 am

ozzy72 wrote:Depends on how you feel about a long chat in a small room and a body cavity search :-D


Its what "Cops" love most about their chosen occupation...

(Failed bully-boys and girls, at school).

Each "capture" is like another birthday present to them!

Me?...

I keep well clear of them!... ;) ... ;) ...!

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