T'was the night before Christmas

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T'was the night before Christmas

Postby ozzy72 » Thu Dec 10, 2015 4:29 am

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Re: T'was the night before Christmas

Postby Fozzer » Thu Dec 10, 2015 4:36 am

Wonderful!.... :lol: .. :lol: ....!

Made me laugh on this wet, miserable day!

Paul..... :lol: ... :lol: ...!
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Re: T'was the night before Christmas

Postby jphespe » Thu Dec 10, 2015 9:57 am

An alternate version of the Night before Christmas....

'Twas the night before Christmas all over the place,
When we were confronted by an old flying ace.
There was icing reported and turbulent air,
He said "File me a flight plan, I gotta get there."

Outside sat his aircraft all ready to run,
And the old man walked out to that P-51.
"bad weather's no problem," he silently mumbled,
The prop came to life. . . that big Allison rumbled.

He eased in the throttle, the roar shook the ground,
He taxied on out and he turned it around.
He went through the run-up and seemed satisfied,
Then he said to himself, "I'm in for a ride."

So he lined it up straight as he poured on the coal,
The tailwheel came up as he started to roll.
Up off the runway, he sucked up the gear,
And that mighty V-12 was all you could hear.

He screamed overhead with a deafening crack,
The blue flames were flying from each shiny stack.
He pulled up the nose and started to climb,
No ice on that airframe, it didn't have time.
On top of the weather with the levers all set,
He looked up above him and saw a Lear jet.
With jet fuel and turbines there just ain't no class,
Gimmee pistons, and props and lots of avgas!

Now he was approaching where he wanted to go,
But weather had covered the runway with snow.
How will he land it? We just have to guess,
Because the only way in was a full I-L-S.

Then over the marker, he started his run,
The ceiling was zero, visibility. . . none.
Still going three hundred and he felt the need,
For an overhead break to diminish his speed.

Over the numbers he zoomed, along like a flash,
Pulled into his break, we just knew he would crash.
Oh, why do they do it on these kindof nights??
Then over the threshold, we saw landing lights.

"I'm on a short final with three in the green,
And I see enough runway to land this machine."
Then he tied down that Mustang, and they all hear him say..
"Next year, I'm stickin' with my reindeer and sleigh."


MERRY CHRISTMAS
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Re: T'was the night before Christmas

Postby Fozzer » Thu Dec 10, 2015 11:30 am

Ta for that Poem, Jim!

I thoroughly enjoyed reciting it to myself!.... :D ...!

Paul... :D ...!
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