Stay away from REAL Chinese food

[OldAirmail]

Just sayn'.

You've been warned.



This one is only made for Americans.


This one might be good if it's still fresh and alive.


Just don't spill it!


Well, I guess that it is tender, but still....


Sometimes it's hard to decide what you actually want to eat.


COME ON! There HAS to be another way of doing it


After it was used for drying, it was then shredded.

[Fozzer]

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My early Sunday morning laugh-of-the-day!..... ...!

...also... .....

....consult the wife BEFORE carrying out any installation, repair, or maintenance when referring to the enclosed Manual...>>>

http://www.engrish.com/category/instructions/

Paul....and I buy, maintain, and repair Chinese and Japanese Motor-Bikes!.... ..... ....!

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[Shadowcaster]

That's put me off the local Chinese for a while

Cheers
Rich

[Fozzer]

Its finding the Cat's whiskers amongst those awful Noodles and Bean Sprouts which always worries me... ....!

Give me an "Indian", with vindaloo curried Dog, any day of the week!.... ....!

Paul.... ... ... ...!

..for me, its difficult to find any as far removed from typical; "English Meals", as Chinese and Japanese cuisine....
...they don't include; Oxo/Bisto "Gravy" in their dinners!... ...... ....!

[ftldave]

Awesome. Absolutely. Just saying. Awesome. Absolutely. Just saying.

Okay, enough meaningless, annoying English cliches.

Always heard the literal translation of the Chinese word for "cat" was "roof rabbit", but, hey, protein is where you find it, over there anyway!

[Fozzer]

Awesome. Absolutely. Just saying. Awesome. Absolutely. Just saying.

Okay, enough meaningless, annoying English cliches.

Always heard the literal translation of the Chinese word for "cat" was "roof rabbit", but, hey, protein is where you find it, over there anyway!

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/arc ... 86565c.jpg

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That would be awesomely cool, Dave....

..ya know what I mean, Bro?

Paul..... ....!

Tea-Time....Fried Egg, Bacon, Tomatoes, Mushrooms, Bubble and Squeak, with fried bread.....Oh-my Gaaaad!....A meal fit for an awesome cool Dude!.... ....!

[OldAirmail]

Protein may be protein, and in a survival situation all well and good.

But most of us have our preferences.

As the years slowly mount I've come to realize that I'm not a forward thinker.

Perhaps others can help usher this wonderful Idea into the future (and their kitchens).




Have you eaten yet?

Katharina Unger's Livin farm lets users raise edible worms at home

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Bon Appétit

And speaking of preferences, I ani't gona kiss the lady.

[Fozzer]

Cant wait to pop into Sainsbury's tomorrow morning... ......>>>

http://www.edibleunique.com/

Paul...like bug in a rug!.... ....!

[pete]

A joke?

http://www.dietsciencenews.com/main/ent ... or-dinner/


Personally I love snails in garlic butter and fresh oysters on the shell.

I would happily try bugs. In time I think it's inevitable that mass protien will be bug sourced. No complaints here ....


Deep fried crunchy grasshoppers --- I'm hungry just thinking about it.