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Postby ozzy72 » Tue Oct 20, 2015 8:37 am

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Re: Contactless payment

Postby Shadowcaster » Tue Oct 20, 2015 10:11 am

It's the future :lol: :lol: :lol:
All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy.

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Re: Contactless payment

Postby logjam » Tue Oct 20, 2015 12:23 pm

Won't be long before some Nuevo Hitler will require us to have a chip implanted in our ears. Of course then there'd be a ghoulish trade in hacked (sic) ears.
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Re: Contactless payment

Postby Fozzer » Fri Oct 23, 2015 9:53 am

logjam wrote:Won't be long before some Nuevo Hitler will require us to have a chip implanted in our ears. Of course then there'd be a ghoulish trade in hacked (sic) ears.


Vodafone Chips are already implanted in young girl's ears.

They just have to place their hand over their ear to cut out the background noise.

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Re: Contactless payment

Postby logjam » Fri Oct 23, 2015 10:36 am

ok ok, how about a chip implanted in your index finger? Just stick it up in the air and everyone will know how you feel about control freaks. :naughty:
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Re: Contactless payment

Postby logjam » Fri Oct 23, 2015 10:43 am

O btw, I just found out the origin of the 2 fingered salute. From the battle of Agincourt. The French used to cut off the 2 fingers of a Welsh bowman's right hand so he'd be useless in battle. Problem was the password was Llanfairpwchgwyngychwyndrobrllantisiliogogogoch. So whenever the French tried to say it and made a mess of it, the Welsh bowmen would stick up their 2 fingers at them. True, believe me. :liar:
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Re: Contactless payment

Postby Fozzer » Fri Oct 23, 2015 10:45 am

logjam wrote:ok ok, how about a chip implanted in your index finger? Just stick it up ......

.......in the air and everyone will know how you feel about control freaks. :naughty:


...in dark places where the sun don't shine... :o ...!

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