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Postby ozzy72 » Wed Oct 14, 2015 9:21 am

Don't forget to get your advent calendars in chaps ;-)
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Re: Advent reminder

Postby Fozzer » Wed Oct 14, 2015 10:32 am

After opening the 3rd lid and downing the contents, you will already have forgotten the funny word; "Advent"...and even what day of the month it is... :dance: ....!

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Re: Advent reminder

Postby G.K. » Wed Oct 14, 2015 10:35 am

First one at 01.00 ......last one at 24.00
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Re: Advent reminder

Postby Hawkeye07 » Fri Oct 16, 2015 11:46 am

G.K. wrote:First one at 01.00 ......last one at 24.00


As Winston once said.. "One should establish and maintain a steady pace." :lol:
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Re: Advent reminder

Postby Fozzer » Fri Oct 16, 2015 12:05 pm

Hawkeye07 wrote:
G.K. wrote:First one at 01.00 ......last one at 24.00


As Winston once said.. "One should establish and maintain a steady pace." :lol:


As Homer always says; "A Duff Beer a day, keeps Ned Flanders away".

...."....and makes women more attractive".... :handgestures-thumbup:

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Re: Advent reminder

Postby G.K. » Sat Oct 17, 2015 5:28 am

......and of course, a whisky or whiskey chaser with each one.
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Re: Advent reminder

Postby ozzy72 » Sun Oct 18, 2015 7:33 am

There is also a ladies edition I'm reliably informed...
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Re: Advent reminder

Postby Hawkeye07 » Sun Oct 18, 2015 2:51 pm

Hmm, anyone mind if I hang with the ladies? Advent is looking better and better.
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