Older Couple

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Older Couple

Postby Tug002 » Wed Oct 07, 2015 8:46 am

An older couple who were both widowed had been going out with each other for a long time.
Urged on by their friends they decided it was finally time to get married.
Before the wedding they went out to dinner and had a long conversation regarding how their marriage might work.
They discussed finances, living arrangements and so on.
She asked how often he would be golfing to which he replied, only once a week.
Then finally he decided it was time to broach the subject of their physical relationship.
"How do you feel about sex?" he asked rather tentatively.
"I would like it infrequently "she replied.
The old gentleman sat quietly for a moment, adjusted his glasses then leaned over towards her and whispered.

"Is that one word or two?"

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Re: Older Couple

Postby Fozzer » Wed Oct 07, 2015 9:02 am

..... :lol: ... :lol: ... :lol: ...!

Feeling slightly incapacitated now!.. :lol: .. :lol: ...!

...(One word)... ;) ...!

Paul..... :lol: ... :lol: ...!
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Re: Older Couple

Postby OldAirmail » Wed Oct 07, 2015 9:02 am

You bad :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Older Couple

Postby Hawkeye07 » Wed Oct 07, 2015 9:31 am

Tug, you crack me up!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: Thanks for the laugh, I needed one this morning.
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Re: Older Couple

Postby Shadowcaster » Wed Oct 07, 2015 9:54 am

A real gem :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: Older Couple

Postby ozzy72 » Wed Oct 07, 2015 10:12 am

:D :D :D
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Re: Older Couple

Postby Tug002 » Wed Oct 07, 2015 11:10 am

Glad that you all enjoyed it. Just received it in an email this morning and had to share it <<v

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