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Postby ozzy72 » Wed Jun 10, 2015 2:38 am

As a former teacher of the language of Shakespeare, I did find this sadly amusing :-D
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Re: English teacher joke

Postby Fozzer » Wed Jun 10, 2015 3:27 am

It tickled me!..... :lol: ... :lol: ... :lol: ...!

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Re: English teacher joke

Postby Tug002 » Wed Jun 10, 2015 10:27 am

:D :D Good one :D :D

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Re: English teacher joke

Postby Hawkeye07 » Wed Jun 10, 2015 7:43 pm

Some body ain't got no good english!
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Re: English teacher joke

Postby Tug002 » Thu Jun 11, 2015 4:59 am

Hawkeye07 wrote:Some body ain't got no good english!


Dat would likely be me :whistle:

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Re: English teacher joke

Postby Hawkeye07 » Thu Jun 11, 2015 11:09 am

Tug002 wrote:
Hawkeye07 wrote:Some body ain't got no good english!


Dat would likely be me :whistle:

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Yeah, I done knowed dat was y'all. Dat tune y'all was whistlin gived it away. :lol:
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Re: English teacher joke

Postby Fozzer » Thu Jun 11, 2015 12:23 pm

Hawkeye07 wrote:
Yeah, I done knowed dat was y'all. Dat tune y'all was whistlin gived it away. :lol:


.... :lol: ....!

...the; "Country Folk" in; "The Simpsons".... ;) ...!

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Re: English teacher joke

Postby Shadowcaster » Thu Jun 11, 2015 12:30 pm

Ah the English language. :lol: :lol:
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Re: English teacher joke

Postby Hawkeye07 » Thu Jun 11, 2015 12:37 pm

Fozzer wrote:
Hawkeye07 wrote:
Yeah, I done knowed dat was y'all. Dat tune y'all was whistlin gived it away. :lol:


.... :lol: ....!

...the; "Country Folk" in; "The Simpsons".... ;) ...!

Paul.... :mrgreen: ...!


If your father walks you to school each day because you're in the same grade...You might just be a "Country folk" (To alter Jeff Foxworthy's "You might be a redneck") :lol:
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Re: English teacher joke

Postby H » Sat Jun 13, 2015 1:33 am

Well, I guess you've got this pegged...
even if the English grammar is at stake...


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Re: English teacher joke

Postby Fozzer » Sat Jun 13, 2015 5:04 am

H wrote:Well, I guess you've got this pegged...
even if the English grammar is at stake...


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