Eating with chopsticks
Posted: Wed Jun 03, 2015 6:26 am
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Posted: Wed Jun 03, 2015 6:26 amRe: Eating with chopsticks
Posted: Wed Jun 03, 2015 6:46 amI love it.... 
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Whoever invented "Chopsticks" for cutlery purposes, was having a very bad day.
No way, in a million years, would ever I attempt to use them...
...useless, forkin' things!...
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Paul... ... ...!
... ...!Whoever invented "Chopsticks" for cutlery purposes, was having a very bad day.
No way, in a million years, would ever I attempt to use them...
...useless, forkin' things!...
...!Paul...
... ...!Re: Eating with chopsticks
Posted: Wed Jun 03, 2015 2:46 pmAccording to Mr. Miyagi "Man who catches a fly with chopsticks can accomplish anything."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J1gAHil89Z4
I'm still working on this......
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J1gAHil89Z4
I'm still working on this......
Re: Eating with chopsticks
Posted: Wed Jun 03, 2015 5:19 pmDirections for western style chopsticks. (Forkchops)
What you will need: 4 chopsticks, 1 pencil sharpener, 1 roll of duct tape.
What you will need: 4 chopsticks, 1 pencil sharpener, 1 roll of duct tape.
Re: Eating with chopsticks
Posted: Wed Jun 03, 2015 9:42 pmI really don't understand your dislike of chopsticks. 
Do you remember your mother telling you to stop playing with your food?
Well, chopsticks give you the perfect excuse to play with your food.
Do you remember your mother telling you to stop playing with your food?
Well, chopsticks give you the perfect excuse to play with your food.
Re: Eating with chopsticks
Posted: Thu Jun 04, 2015 12:21 amThink about it, someone came up with the idea to eat tiny rice grains...............with two sticks..........Coming from the same people who invented gun poweder, the compass, paper, the wheelbarrow, the seismograph, alcohol, kites, hang gliders, silk, smelting, porcelain, type printing and the art of warfare....... 
Matt
Matt
Re: Eating with chopsticks
Posted: Thu Jun 04, 2015 7:03 amCan't understand all the fuss, its very easy, I live in China and have used nothing else but chopsticks for the past 12 years, simple
Re: Eating with chopsticks
Posted: Thu Jun 04, 2015 7:16 amTonydb wrote:Can't understand all the fuss, its very easy, I live in China and have used nothing else but chopsticks for the past 12 years, simple
Chopsticks instead if a knife and fork?....
....I would have died of starvation zillions of years ago!....
...!..and no chance of suffering with indigestion...
...!Paul.....
... ..!Re: Eating with chopsticks
Posted: Thu Jun 04, 2015 7:36 amGreat if your on a diet 