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Never Assume!

Postby Hawkeye07 » Thu May 14, 2015 9:56 am

His request approved, the CNN News photographer
quickly used a cell phone to call the local airport to charter a flight.

He was told a twin-engine plane would be waiting for him at the airport.

Arriving at the airfield, he spotted a plane warming up outside a hanger.

He jumped in with his bag, slammed the door shut, and shouted, 'Let's go'.

The pilot taxied out, swung the plane into the wind and took off.

Once in the air, the photographer instructed the pilot,
'Fly over the valley and make low passes
so I can take pictures of the fires on the hillsides.'

'Why?' asked the pilot.

'Because I'm a photographer for CNN',
he responded, 'and I need to get some close up shots.'

The pilot was strangely silent for a moment,
finally he stammered,
'So, what you're telling me, is . . .
You're NOT my flight instructor?'
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Re: Never Assume!

Postby OldAirmail » Thu May 14, 2015 10:16 am

Love it! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Get the most out of your controls - SPAD.neXt

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Re: Never Assume!

Postby Fozzer » Thu May 14, 2015 10:26 am

The photographer is now in an excellent position to film the upcoming crash landing!

...anything to gain some exclusive news!

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Re: Never Assume!

Postby Shadowcaster » Thu May 14, 2015 11:27 am

Good one <<t :clap: :clap: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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