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................Retire!

Question: How many days in a week?
Answer: 6 Saturdays, 1 Sunday

Question: When is a retiree's bedtime?
Answer: Two hours after he falls asleep on the couch.

Question: How many retirees to change a light bulb?
Answer: Only one, but it might take all day.

Question: What's the biggest gripe of retirees?
Answer: There is not enough time to get everything done.

Question: Why don't retirees mind being called Seniors?
Answer: The term comes with a 10% discount.

Question: Among retirees, what is considered formal attire?
Answer: Tied shoes.

Question: Why do retirees count pennies?
Answer: They are the only ones who have the time.

Question: What is the common term for someone who enjoys work and refuses to retire?
Answer: NUTS!

Question: Why are retirees so slow to clean out the basement, attic or garage?
Answer: They know that as soon as they do, one of their adult kids will want to store stuff there.

Question: What do retirees call a long lunch?
Answer: Normal.

Question: What is the best way to describe retirement?
Answer: The never ending Coffee Break.

Question: What's the biggest advantage of going back to school as a retiree?
Answer: If you cut classes, no one calls your parents.

Question: Why does a retiree often say he doesn't miss work, but misses the people he used to work with?
Answer: He is too polite to tell the whole truth.

QUESTION: What do you do all week?
Answer: Monday through Friday, NOTHING..... Saturday & Sunday, I rest.

Sounds right to me.

Keep smiling
Tug

Tug002 wrote::D Sounds right to me.

Keep smiling
Tug

Most of them fit me.... ...!

Paul.... ...!

P.S....Nah!....ALL of them fit me!... ...!

I'm not retired yet, but I'm printing the list & putting it on all the walls.

Just in case I....mmmm

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Is it time for coffee already!

That was quite hilarious. They all fit me perfectly!

Goodun. I fit all those except for my afternoon nap which doesn't happen on purpose.....it just happens. People ask me what I do for fun-excitement-kicks and there is nothing I can say except maybe relax more.