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Postby ozzy72 » Fri Apr 17, 2015 9:05 am

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Re: Today's Top Tip!

Postby Steve M » Fri Apr 17, 2015 7:04 pm

^-^ Much like synchronized swimming, these officers have been practicing this fence hop for months. I think they nailed it.
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Re: Today's Top Tip!

Postby Anthindelahunt » Sat Apr 18, 2015 1:04 am

Except they are not wearing swimsuits.Thank goodness.

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Re: Today's Top Tip!

Postby Fozzer » Sat Apr 18, 2015 4:08 am

Cops on the chase.

Practice session, prior to the obligatory beating.

They love it!

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Re: Today's Top Tip!

Postby expat » Sun Apr 19, 2015 4:43 am

They are Australian coppers, so either the Bomb Tech said opps or they are running away from the wildlife as everything in Oz ants to kill or poison you.....And as my god daughter said to me when I visited, look a field mouse, but be careful, even that will give you a nasty karate chop.... :lol:

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Re: Today's Top Tip!

Postby Fozzer » Sun Apr 19, 2015 5:21 am

expat wrote:They are Australian coppers, so either the Bomb Tech said opps or they are running away from the wildlife as everything in Oz ants to kill or poison you.....And as my god daughter said to me when I visited, look a field mouse, but be careful, even that will give you a nasty karate chop.... :lol:

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They remind me of the "Ten 7" Cops in New Zealand...>>>

http://www.police.govt.nz/stolenwanted/ten7

Where the tattooed, polished-headed, shade-wearing Cops look more dangerous than the Villains they are trying to catch...

...same goes for the U.S. Cops!

A Cop on a "High" is a very scary, dangerous creature!

I intend to keep well clear of them, for fear of my life!.... :lol: ...!

http://www.cbsreality.tv/uk/shows.php?title=Cops

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Re: Today's Top Tip!

Postby expat » Mon Apr 20, 2015 2:46 am

Fozzer wrote:
expat wrote:They are Australian coppers, so either the Bomb Tech said opps or they are running away from the wildlife as everything in Oz ants to kill or poison you.....And as my god daughter said to me when I visited, look a field mouse, but be careful, even that will give you a nasty karate chop.... :lol:

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They remind me of the "Ten 7" Cops in New Zealand...>>>

http://www.police.govt.nz/stolenwanted/ten7

Where the tattooed, polished-headed, shade-wearing Cops look more dangerous than the Villains they are trying to catch...

...same goes for the U.S. Cops!

A Cop on a "High" is a very scary, dangerous creature!

I intend to keep well clear of them, for fear of my life!.... :lol: ...!

http://www.cbsreality.tv/uk/shows.php?title=Cops

Paul... :mrgreen: ...!




The older I get, the less respect I have for the police. It seems today that a minority of thugs in uniform tar the rest. Approach a copper, you never know what reaction you will get......... :?

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