Golfing in Scotland

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Golfing in Scotland

Postby OldAirmail » Fri Apr 03, 2015 8:49 pm

Scottish clubhouse sign

1. BACK STRAIGHT, KNEES BENT
2. FEET SHOULDER WIDTH APART
3. FORM A LOOSE GRIP
4. KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN!
5. STAY OUT OF THE WATER.

6. TRY NOT TO HIT ANYONE.
7. IF YOU ARE TAKING TOO LONG, LET OTHERS GO AHEAD OF YOU
8. DON'T STAND DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF OTHERS.
9. QUIET PLEASE...WHILE OTHERS ARE PREPARING.
10. DON'T TAKE EXTRA STROKES


WELL DONE..

NOW, FLUSH THE URINAL, GO OUTSIDE, AND TEE OFF...
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Get the most out of your controls - SPAD.neXt

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Re: Golfing in Scotland

Postby Anthindelahunt » Fri Apr 03, 2015 9:44 pm

Thanks for the laugh OAM.I needed it. :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: Golfing in Scotland

Postby Webb » Fri Apr 03, 2015 10:11 pm

:D :D :D
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Re: Golfing in Scotland

Postby Flying Trucker » Tue Apr 07, 2015 8:15 am

:lol: :clap: :dance:
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Re: Golfing in Scotland

Postby Hawkeye07 » Tue Apr 07, 2015 12:35 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :clap: I needed a good laugh and that made my day. Thanks AOM!
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