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The last kiss

PostPosted: Tue Mar 31, 2015 8:21 am
by ozzy72
Back on July 9th, a group of Charlotte, N.C. bikers were riding South on I-85 when they saw a girl about to jump off the Catawba River Bridge. So they stopped.

George, their leader, a big burly man of 53, gets off his Harley, walks through a group of gawkers, past the State Trooper who was trying to talk her down off the railing, and says, "Hey Baby..... whatcha doin' up there on that railin'?"

She says tearfully, "I'm going to commit suicide!"

While he didn't want to appear 'sensitive', George also didn't want to miss this 'be-a-legend' opportunity either so he asked..."Well, before you jump, Honey-Babe... Why don't you give ole George here your best last kiss?"
So, with no hesitation at all, she leaned back over the railing and did just that...
And it was a long, deep, lingering kiss followed immediately by another even better one.
After they breathlessly finished, George gets a big thumbs-up approval from his biker-buddies, the onlookers, and even the State Trooper, and then says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had, Honey! That's a real talent you're wasting, Sugar Shorts. You could be famous if you rode with me. Why the hell are you committing suicide?"

"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl."

It's still unclear whether she jumped or was pushed.

Re: The last kiss

PostPosted: Tue Mar 31, 2015 8:56 am
by Fozzer
Priceless!... :lol: ... :lol: ... :lol: ...!

I have nothing more to add to to that!.... :lol: ... :lol: ...!

Paul... :lol: ...!

...its almost enough to put me off of Harley Davidsons!... :doh: ...!

Re: The last kiss

PostPosted: Tue Mar 31, 2015 11:42 am
by Zaphod
Outstanding Ozzy :clap:

Made me LOL... :lol: ... :lol:

Zaphod.

Re: The last kiss

PostPosted: Tue Mar 31, 2015 4:27 pm
by Steve M
:lol: :lol: :lol: Nice one!

Re: The last kiss

PostPosted: Tue Mar 31, 2015 6:04 pm
by OldAirmail
You and your jokes should be illegal!

I nearly died laughing! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

NOW, who to call! :D

Re: The last kiss

PostPosted: Wed Apr 01, 2015 5:15 am
by Tug002
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: That was great :D :D :D :D still smiling. Although I do wonder if he was pushed :?

Keep smiling
Tug :)

Re: The last kiss

PostPosted: Wed Apr 01, 2015 6:04 am
by Jetranger
I heard she was Shoved off the Bridge and Shot at all the way down too :D :dance: :lol: :lol: :lol:

another one bites the dust !

Re: The last kiss

PostPosted: Wed Apr 01, 2015 12:33 pm
by Hawkeye07
:lol: :lol: :lol: Mark, you are one sick and twisted individual! KEEP 'EM COMING!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: The last kiss

PostPosted: Wed Apr 01, 2015 3:36 pm
by ozzy72
Twisted Hawkeye? My sense of humour is sprained :-D

Re: The last kiss

PostPosted: Thu Apr 02, 2015 4:35 am
by Tug002
Twisted or sprained, the jokes sure put a smile on my face in the morning :D

Keep smiling
Tug :)

Re: The last kiss

PostPosted: Thu Apr 02, 2015 5:15 am
by expat
Nice one Centurion..... O0

Re: The last kiss

PostPosted: Thu Apr 02, 2015 5:35 am
by Fozzer
When it comes to kissing and cuddling, choose your home State very carefully...... ;) ....>>>

http://kron4.com/ap/democrat-omalley-hi ... diana-law/

Paul..... :lol: ....!

Re: The last kiss

PostPosted: Thu Apr 02, 2015 6:20 pm
by Hawkeye07
ozzy72 wrote:Twisted Hawkeye? My sense of humour is sprained :-D


Yep, that's me "Twisted Hawkeye". So are you saying I'm the only one here who's twisted? That's disheartening. :cry:
I thought this was an inpatient forum? I must bring this up at our next group therapy session. :think:

Re: The last kiss

PostPosted: Thu Apr 02, 2015 9:36 pm
by Anthindelahunt
Very glad I wasn't eating breakfast at the time. :snooty: :snooty:

Anthin. :pray: