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Postby expat » Fri Mar 27, 2015 12:33 pm

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"A bit of a pickle" - British translation: A catastrophically bad situation with potentially fatal consequences.

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1. Captain, if the problem is not entered into the technical logbook.........then the aircraft does not have a problem.
2. And, if you have time to write the fault on a napkin and attach to it to the yoke.........you have time to write it in the tech log....see point 1.
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Re: Upon my death.......

Postby ozzy72 » Fri Mar 27, 2015 2:15 pm

I'm amazed you sleep at night Matt :-D
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Re: Upon my death.......

Postby expat » Sat Mar 28, 2015 12:36 pm

ozzy72 wrote:I'm amazed you sleep at night Matt :-D



Always with one eye open, on my back, arms above the covers.......... :lol:
"A bit of a pickle" - British translation: A catastrophically bad situation with potentially fatal consequences.

PETA Image People Eating Tasty Animals.

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1. Captain, if the problem is not entered into the technical logbook.........then the aircraft does not have a problem.
2. And, if you have time to write the fault on a napkin and attach to it to the yoke.........you have time to write it in the tech log....see point 1.
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Re: Upon my death.......

Postby Hawkeye07 » Sun Mar 29, 2015 12:10 am

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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If it doesn't move and it's supposed to - use the WD40.

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Re: Upon my death.......

Postby Tug002 » Sun Mar 29, 2015 5:56 am

I know what expat means, my wife only knows the 20% cost of all upgrades on my bike, boat and truck :mrgreen: no need to upset her with the actual cost of an upgrade. :whistle: I once told her the actual cost of an upgrade on a bike I owned and nearly had my head taken off :shock: never again.

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Postby Flying Trucker » Sun Mar 29, 2015 3:17 pm

:clap: :dance: :pray: :lol:
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Re: Upon my death.......

Postby expat » Mon Mar 30, 2015 1:13 pm

Tug002 wrote:I know what expat means, my wife only knows the 20% cost of all upgrades on my bike, boat and truck :mrgreen: no need to upset her with the actual cost of an upgrade. :whistle: I once told her the actual cost of an upgrade on a bike I owned and nearly had my head taken off :shock: never again.

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When I bought the stainless steel exhaust pipe for my MGB, my wife though that the entire system only cost €68..............The Stainless down pipe was €68, the rest came out of my Black Ops money....... :dance:

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"A bit of a pickle" - British translation: A catastrophically bad situation with potentially fatal consequences.

PETA Image People Eating Tasty Animals.

B1 (Cat C) licenced engineer, Boeing 737NG 600/700/800/900 Airbus A318/19/20/21 and Dash8 Q-400
1. Captain, if the problem is not entered into the technical logbook.........then the aircraft does not have a problem.
2. And, if you have time to write the fault on a napkin and attach to it to the yoke.........you have time to write it in the tech log....see point 1.
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Re: Upon my death.......

Postby Fozzer » Mon Mar 30, 2015 1:30 pm

expat wrote:
Tug002 wrote:I know what expat means, my wife only knows the 20% cost of all upgrades on my bike, boat and truck :mrgreen: no need to upset her with the actual cost of an upgrade. :whistle: I once told her the actual cost of an upgrade on a bike I owned and nearly had my head taken off :shock: never again.

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When I bought the stainless steel exhaust pipe for my MGB, my wife though that the entire system only cost €68..............The Stainless down pipe was €68, the rest came out of my Black Ops money....... :dance:

Matt


...she reads these posts when you are working in the Garage?..... ;) ... ;) ...!

Paul.... :lol: ...!
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Re: Upon my death.......

Postby Tug002 » Tue Mar 31, 2015 8:56 am

Fozzer wrote:[

...she reads these posts when you are working in the Garage?..... ;) ... ;) ...!

Paul.... :lol: ...!


I dont think that she has read them yet as she is still talking to me :D :D :D :whistle:

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Re: Upon my death.......

Postby expat » Thu Apr 02, 2015 1:35 am

Fozzer wrote:
expat wrote:
Tug002 wrote:I know what expat means, my wife only knows the 20% cost of all upgrades on my bike, boat and truck :mrgreen: no need to upset her with the actual cost of an upgrade. :whistle: I once told her the actual cost of an upgrade on a bike I owned and nearly had my head taken off :shock: never again.

Keep smiling
Tug :)



When I bought the stainless steel exhaust pipe for my MGB, my wife though that the entire system only cost €68..............The Stainless down pipe was €68, the rest came out of my Black Ops money....... :dance:

Matt


...she reads these posts when you are working in the Garage?..... ;) ... ;) ...!

Paul.... :lol: ...!


And I don't think she has read mine....................as I am still breathing..... :D

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1. Captain, if the problem is not entered into the technical logbook.........then the aircraft does not have a problem.
2. And, if you have time to write the fault on a napkin and attach to it to the yoke.........you have time to write it in the tech log....see point 1.
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