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Ich habe ein Problem.

Wenn ich fliegen über England, die Dinge zu schießen Dinge aus meinem Flugzeug.

Und dann habe ich zum Absturz bringen.




Und die Französisch sind immer weiße Fahnen schwenkten und surrendering.



Aber das Essen ist gut, so dass ich habe nichts dagegen.




Vielleicht sollte ich einfach aufgeben.



(You can blame anything bad on Google translation)

I've just downloaded this plane, and had forgotten why I'd deleted it in the first place.

I might as well get a laugh out of it.

Jesus, I thought my German grammar was bad..............

Matt (living sausage side for the last 25 years)

Well...

My Igpay Atinly is a little bit better.

Just a little, anyway.



Does anyone still speak Igpay Atinly anymore???

Chime in if you do.

ixnay. Maxnix (machts nichts) is the proper vay to sprechen sie deutch. Sure get a lot of spell checker lines.

ARE YOU AXCUSINING OF SPEKING BAD CHERMAN!!!!

I spek guut Churman AND I teach Chnese to speak goot Engrish To.!!

OldAirmail wrote:Well...

My Igpay Atinly is a little bit better.

Just a little, anyway.



Does anyone still speak Igpay Atinly anymore???

Chime in if you do.

My cousin and her parents can hold fluent conversation in it. Quiet impressive to watch. I know the rules and how to do it, but I just can't get my tongue around it....

Matt

http://www.omniglot.com/language/phrases/piglatin.htm

As I get older, my vocabulary gets smaller.
...amongst other things...

Paul.... ...!

The trouble with living on your own, means that you don't get to use; "words" very much, so they become difficult to find...when you really want one, at short notice!!

Perhaps you should buy a small phrase book and carry it with you?

You can never tell, it might help you to meet new friends.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=akbflkF_1zY[/youtube]

OldAirmail wrote:Perhaps you should buy a small phrase book and carry it with you?

You can never tell, it might help you to meet new friends.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=akbflkF_1zY[/youtube]

Mein Luftkissenboot ist voll mit Aalen (my hovercraft is full of eels)..........One of the first German sentences I learned when I moved over here 20 odd years ago. I had a German mate who was a huge Python fan. My wife was not so impressed................

Matt

OldAirmail wrote:Well...

My Igpay Atinly is a little bit better.

Just a little, anyway.



Does anyone still speak Igpay Atinly anymore???

Chime in if you do.

Used to use it but we called it ackbay langsay

expat wrote:

Mein Luftkissenboot ist voll mit Aalen (my hovercraft is full of eels)..........One of the first German sentences I learned when I moved over here 20 odd years ago. I had a German mate who was a huge Python fan. My wife was not so impressed................ :lol:

Matt

That's been the way women are since BEFORE the dawn of language.

No sense of humour!

Just try telling her a hilarious story about your last girlfriend and see if she laughs.

Anyone willing to take a bet on that one? No?

G.K. wrote:

OldAirmail wrote:Well...

My Igpay Atinly is a little bit better.

Just a little, anyway.



Does anyone still speak Igpay Atinly anymore???

Chime in if you do.

Used to use it but we called it ackbay langsay

Anyone know of something similar in other languages?

OldAirmail wrote:

expat wrote:

Mein Luftkissenboot ist voll mit Aalen (my hovercraft is full of eels)..........One of the first German sentences I learned when I moved over here 20 odd years ago. I had a German mate who was a huge Python fan. My wife was not so impressed................ :lol:

Matt

That's been the way women are since BEFORE the dawn of language.

No sense of humour!

Just try telling her a hilarious story about your last girlfriend and see if she laughs.

Anyone willing to take a bet on that one? No?

I am brave...............But not stupid......

Matt

expat wrote:

OldAirmail wrote:

expat wrote:

Mein Luftkissenboot ist voll mit Aalen (my hovercraft is full of eels)..........One of the first German sentences I learned when I moved over here 20 odd years ago. I had a German mate who was a huge Python fan. My wife was not so impressed................ :lol:

Matt

That's been the way women are since BEFORE the dawn of language.

No sense of humour!

Just try telling her a hilarious story about your last girlfriend and see if she laughs.

Anyone willing to take a bet on that one? No?

I am brave...............But not stupid......

Matt

Ha-ha!!! Matt, would the correct term be "Totes Fleisch"? (Dead meat)

That's been the way women are since BEFORE the dawn of language.

No sense of humour!

Just try telling her a hilarious story about your last girlfriend and see if she laughs.

Anyone willing to take a bet on that one? No?

I am brave...............But not stupid......

Matt

Ha-ha!!! Matt, would the correct term be "Totes Fleisch"? (Dead meat)

I would go as far as saying Sehr (very) totes Fleisch..........

Matt