My Bathroom contains a toothbrush with most of the bristles missing, a totally flatted toothpaste tube, a safety razor in desperate need of a new blade, and a 1970's bottle of Brut "splash it on all over" deodorant with most of its smell missing.
...but I always make sure that the Toilet seat is always firmly down when not in use.
Bathroom: A place I spend very little time in...

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Paul...Bugger!...Out of Toilet Roll again!....

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