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LITTLE JOHNNY IS BACK

The teacher asked the class to
use the word “fascinate” in a sentence.

Molly put up her hand and said, “My family went to my granddad's farm,
and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating."

The teacher said, “That was good, but I wanted you to use the word
‘fascinate,’ not 'fascinating'.”

Sally raised her hand. She said, “My family went to see Rock City and
I was fascinated.”

The teacher said, “Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use
the word ‘fascinate’.”

Little Johnny raised his hand, but the teacher hesitated because she
had been burned by Little Johnny before. She finally decided there was
no way he could damage the word “fascinate,” so she called on him.

Johnny said, “My aunt Carolyn has a sweater with ten buttons, but her
tits are so big she can only fasten eight!”

The teacher sat down and cried.

Keep smiling
Tug

A very observant Lad, is our little Johnny!.... .... ...!

Paul.... ... ...!

Tug002 wrote:Johnny said, “My aunt Carolyn has a sweater with ten buttons, but her
tits are so big she can only fasten eight!”

The teacher sat down, crying, "You would have done us no better if I'd asked you to give me a sentence using 'buttons'."

"Oh," replied Johnny, "Uncle said my aunt's breasts weigh hundreds -- and her butt, tons...
I haven't seen my uncle for a long time now, though."

Sorry to impose, Tug, but it would be nice if you told us the whole story...

H wrote:

Tug002 wrote:Johnny said, “My aunt Carolyn has a sweater with ten buttons, but her
tits are so big she can only fasten eight!”

The teacher sat down, crying, "You would have done us no better if I'd asked you to give me a sentence using 'buttons'."

"Oh," replied Johnny, "Uncle said my aunt's breasts weigh hundreds -- and her butt, tons...
I haven't seen my uncle for a long time now, though."

Sorry to impose, Tug, but it would be nice if you told us the whole story...

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Love it!

I can spend hours watching; "Judge Judy", on the TV, "CBS Reality Channel", just marvelling at the sheer tonnage of U.S. female fat displayed before my eyes!

Paul.....mesmerised!... ...!

For more Female Fat, visit here, and bury yourself......>>> http://www.judgejudy.com/

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"Oh," replied Johnny, "Uncle said my aunt's breasts weigh hundreds -- and her butt, tons...
I haven't seen my uncle for a long time now, though."

Sorry to impose, Tug, but it would be nice if you told us the whole story...


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No worries and no imposition, there is always room for improvment on a Little Johnny joke

Keep smiling
Tug