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I have stopped my home alarm service.

I've dropped out of Neighborhood Watch.

I've put up a Pakistani flag in one corner of the front yard and an Iraqi flag in the other corner.

In the center of the front yard, I've raised the Palestinian flag.

I'm being watched 24/7 by the local police, the sheriff, FBI, CIA, NSA, Secret Service and Homeland Security.

I have NEVER felt safer...and...

I'm saving $49.95 each month!

OldAirmail wrote:I have stopped my home alarm service.

I've dropped out of Neighborhood Watch.

I've put up a Pakistani flag in one corner of the front yard and an Iraqi flag in the other corner.

In the center of the front yard, I've raised the Palestinian flag.

I'm being watched 24/7 by the local police, the sheriff, FBI, CIA, NSA, Secret Service and Homeland Security.

I have NEVER felt safer...and...

I'm saving $49.95 each month!

...you almost forgot the; Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives, agencies.... ...!

Paul... ... ... ...!

I've just had a peek through all the various USA agencies, and it seems they've got just about everything covered!... .... ...!