Dear Santa - What I want for Christmas

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Dear Santa - What I want for Christmas

Postby Jetranger » Tue Dec 23, 2014 3:10 am

Dear Santa , I don't know if you really exist or not , but if you do, than heres what I'd like for Christmas

Well 1st , I'm gonna need around 250 acres of flat land

2nd, I'm gonna need 7 really Super Huge Aircraft Hangers big enough to store / park Jetliners in

then What I really truly hope to have, are the following to park in those Hangers and hopefully flyable

1- Boeing 707 Jetliner , Pan Am or American Airlines or TWA livery

2- Boeing 727 Jetliner

3 - Boeing 747 SP and 200 & 8i Jetliner

4 - Boeing 247 propliner

5 - Boeing 377 propliner

6 - Boeing 307 propliner

7- Lockheed L-049 Propliner

8 - Lockheed L-1049 Propliner

9 Lockheed C-121 Propliner

10 - Lockheed L-1011

11- Douglas DC 3

12 - Douglas DC-4

13 - Douglas DC-6

14 - Douglas DC-7

15 Douglas DC-8

16 Douglas DC-10

17 - Convair 880 Jetliner

18 - Convair 990 Jetliner

whoops forgot - Boeing 737 100 & 200 models too !!

19 Beechcraft D-17 Staggerwing

20 - Cessna 195

21 any Cessna Private Jet

22 Leer Jet

23 - Elvis Convair 880

24 - Waco Bi-Wing

25 - Lockheed L-188 Electra propliner

26 - a Concorde Sonic Jetliner

27 - a Long Runway

28 - a Control Tower

29 - Some Money to pay for insurance :shock:

30 - I'm gonna need a Pilots License, tho I know nothing about real world flying :roll:

31 - I'm gonna need a Shites load of Jet Fuel for all those Aircraft too !!

Santa I think your a swell Dude really,,, so if at all possible, have all this ready for me come the 25th Christmas Day, i'll leave a cookie or 2 and a glass of milk on the table fer ya !!!!

Santa, you take care of your self now , and give ol' Rudolph a pat on the back too !!!

Thank Ya , Santa Claus !!

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Re: Dear Santa - What I want for Christmas

Postby Fozzer » Tue Dec 23, 2014 3:18 am

I don't want much for Xmas, Santa.... :pray: ...!

.....just this!.... :dance: ....>>>

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...and one of the ladies above...alternately....to ride pillion... ;) ...!

Paul.... :mrgreen: ...!
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Re: Dear Santa - What I want for Christmas

Postby expat » Fri Jan 02, 2015 12:34 am

Fozzer wrote:I don't want much for Xmas, Santa.... :pray: ...!

.....just this!.... :dance: ....>>>


...and one of the ladies above...alternately....to ride pillion... ;) ...!

Paul.... :mrgreen: ...!



But with those underpants Paul..............think of you nice leather seat...... :lol:

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