Airliner Lands after 35 yrs. all passengers crew found Dead

[Jetranger]

Breaking News Bullitin :

An Airliner missing for 35 Years finally landed , all passengers & crew found dead onboard.

all that was left was their skeltons

The Dead Pilots Skelton was still at the controls when the plane landed, according to news reports

Flight 513 a Vintage Lockheed Constellation Propliner that was last seen in 1954

This iz ,,,,,,,,,, Breaking News !!!

[OldAirmail]

Mr Jetranger, you really outdid yourself.

GREAT picture.

[Jetranger]

This just has to be 1 of those made up posts that you'd typically see in the National Enquirer !

I seen that and bout' fell out of my chair !

Ya, I Can see an Airliner flying around up there for some 60 years and never running outta Fuel,,, or oil, and like no Air Traffic controller is gonna notice this strange blip on their radar screen,,,, ya - right

Aww the stuff they'll make up to sell their silly BS rag newspaper

even more amazing is somebody will probably actually believe it !!

[Apex]

Wiktionary definition: Skeleton crew: The minimum number of personnel needed to operate and maintain an item at its most simple operating requirements, such as a ship or business, during an emergency or shut down, and at the same time, to keep vital functions operating.

I gotta be thankful for beer, it sure keeps me sane. Someone gets paid to make up this stuff, huh?

[Anthindelahunt]

Jetranger, great post and picture.
These rags that publish this should be banned.

[OldAirmail]

Umm, just guessing......




But, still.... A great picture by Mr Jetranger.

[H]

even more amazing is somebody will probably actually believe it!!

While shopping in a Nebraskan market, I overheard a boy (doubt he was more than twelve) telling his mom about something in one of those papers, emphasizing "it's in the paper -- you know it's got to be true!"
Yes, just like everything in a comic book must be true...

[Jetranger]

well, fortunately for me, I didn't find it in any of those Rags, but, I did however find it on the "Inter-nets", as George Bush called it, so, ya know if its on the Inter-nets, than its gotta be True !!!

Yip, seen it on the Inter-nets, and De' Inter-nets don't lie ,,,,,, do they ???

[Steve M]

I thought it was Air Canada at first, routine landing for them.

[Anthindelahunt]

George Dubya sure came up with some
real clangers. I rakistan. Lol.

Anthin.

[Jetranger]

Breaking News - the Pilot of that Missing Airliner is scheduled to give a LIVE interview soon on CNN

and supposedly , CBS NEWS Andy Rooney will be interviewing him too

Photo released by an AP Photographer on scene

[H]

Is it correct to assume that the pilot is to have a biography, with extensive detail to his last flights, written by a ghost writer?

[OldAirmail]

There's no substance to that one.

[H]

There's no substance to that one.

No bones about it, huh?

[olivergray]

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