Just one of those days....

[ozzy72]

[Flying Trucker]

[Fozzer]

..... ... ... ...!

I sincerely hope that I never get that bad!.... ... ...!

Patient: "Doctor, Doctor. I keep thinking I'm a pair of curtains!"
Doctor: "Pull yourself together Man!"

Paul.... ....!

[Shadowcaster]

Stand by Doctor Doctor joke on the way

Doctor doctor, every time I drink a cup of Tea I get a stabbing pain in the eye.
Try taking the spoon out first

[G.K.]

The old ones are the best lol

Patient: Help me Doctor I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum

Doctor: I've got some cream for that.

[OldAirmail]