Ur planes are no good!

[OldAirmail]

Hello. I just downloaded a plane and don't know what I'm doing. Well maybe I didn't download it here but SOMEPLACE just like here an it's probably yours anyway.



There's no place to even wind it up!

There's no buttons or anything!!!




Looking around in the plane there's no auto pilot not even a cockpit copilot or anything like there should be (an I know). What kinda planes do you make anyway, it's junk. I've been flying FS for 40 years an I never saw something so dum!







An a nother thing. What do I do if the plane goes down in the ocean!

I need Something like in this picture to wrap around me and keep me warm safe.





An I gota have it before I go to bed at 9pm.


Thank you.

[Jetranger]

Well, ya little Punk - if you'd take the time to read the read me Phile,, you'd know how to download and inject that Airplane, you whinning about !!

little whinney brats like you are what ruins it for everybody,

and 1 more thing,,, aren't you a little young to be wantin something that you shouldn't be messin with at you age, punk, what would really know what to do with HER, if ya really had her, and your silly bed time is at 9pm ??

whats your mommy phone number anyway ?

ummmm, whats your mommy look like

how old is she , she a trim petite little thing

she married

wheres she live ?

I wanna talk to her ,, tell her to contact me ya little brat !!!

[Oldschool22]

how can you be flying flight sims for 40 years and not know how to install new planes

[OldAirmail]

Are YOU sayin I don't know what I'm DOIN!

Like I told you I've been flying FS for 40 years.

Kinda.



If you want to talk to my mom, her office is in the Short Stay Motel right next to the Katharine Hepburn Bar, Grill, and Dance Hall.

But she probably don't want to talk to yous.

She's an Entertainer and an Escort, and she only takes care of High Rollers, whatever that is.



I don't think that you'd want to meet her - she's old.

Twenty or something, although she tells some of my uncles that she's only just turned 17.

[OldAirmail]

how can you be flying flight sims for 40 years and not know how to install new planes

Just 'cause I been flying a long time don't mean I'm a mechanic. Mechanics install stuff.

Not me, I just fly them.

[stephan]

Hahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What a great thread guys. Loved the comedy. A good laugh aids in bowel movement ya know.

[OldAirmail]

Hahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What a great thread guys. Loved the comedy. A good laugh aids in bowel movement ya know.

You're right. And every time my eyes turn brown I know that it's time to let it flow.

[papituwall]

Nice Spitfire and company pic!

[OldAirmail]

Nice Spitfire and company pic!

Spitfire?

What Spitfire???