Court Docket
Posted: Mon Oct 20, 2014 1:38 amEight months pregnant, a lady boarded a bus and took a seat near a young fellow who began smiling at her. Annoyed, she moved to another seat. Now the same fellow's smile became a broad grin, so she moved to another seat further away. Now he began to snicker and she moved once more to which he began to laugh quite loudly. This so annoyed her that she had him arrested for his jovial harrassment.
In court he told the judge, "Your honor, it was like this: I couldn't help but notice she was pregnant and couldn't help but smile when she sat under a sign that read 'The Double Mint Twins are coming'... she then sat below a sign reading 'Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling' and I couldn't help but grin. I tried to contain myself but she then sat beneath a sign reading 'William's Big Stick Did the Trick' -- and, your honor, I totally lost it when she sat below 'Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this'
In court he told the judge, "Your honor, it was like this: I couldn't help but notice she was pregnant and couldn't help but smile when she sat under a sign that read 'The Double Mint Twins are coming'... she then sat below a sign reading 'Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling' and I couldn't help but grin. I tried to contain myself but she then sat beneath a sign reading 'William's Big Stick Did the Trick' -- and, your honor, I totally lost it when she sat below 'Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this'
