In court he told the judge, "Your honor, it was like this: I couldn't help but notice she was pregnant and couldn't help but smile when she sat under a sign that read 'The Double Mint Twins are coming'... she then sat below a sign reading 'Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling' and I couldn't help but grin. I tried to contain myself but she then sat beneath a sign reading 'William's Big Stick Did the Trick' -- and, your honor, I totally lost it when she sat below 'Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this'
