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... in a man!

It must be all about the crazy eyes. Where is Charlie Manson?

I was at an "Olive Garden" restaurant not long ago. They're big on their wine list and promoting it.

When the waitress handed me the wine list I handed it back and said "I'll have some liver with fava beans and a nice chianti". She looked at me completely dumbfounded as the place erupted in laughter. I said, "I don't partake of the fruit of the vine" and still she stood there in complete mental melt down trying to comprehend.

I finally said, "I don't drink; can I just get a glass of water and a cup of coffee."

I've said the same in the office at lunchtime before now Craig