Missing Child Alert!

[Fozzer]

"You know you are fat when you hug a child and it gets lost."

(Marcus Brigstocke)

A common problem involving oversize ladies queuing up at the Sainsbury's Dairy Cream Cake Counter.

Paul....(150 Lbs).... ...!

[Bass]

And those ladies sure looks "awesome" when using tight trouser legs

[Romulus111VADT]

Pets can turn up missing as well.......

[Bass]

[Flying Trucker]