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HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM



1. Go to a secondhand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work
boots.

2.Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo
Magazine.

3.Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.

4.Leave a note on your door that reads:

Bubba:

Big'un, Duke, Slim, & I went for more ammo and beer. Back in an hour.

Don't mess with the pit bulls – they attacked the mailman this morning
and messed him up bad.
I don't think Killer took part, but it was hard to tell from all the blood.

Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside.

Cooter

Keep smiling
Tug

I'll have to give that a try!!

Pat☺

Get two of these, one male and one female (If you got two males or two females, they'll kill eachothers )



and if those two have a puppy, or a child member of the family in sight, they'll kill anyone unknown danger who gets close enough

I've got a hidden Bear Trap Pit just inside of my front gate....

Good for trapping Halloween and Christmas revellers....

..and Double Glazing salesmen...

...and Politicians requesting my vote...

Paul... ...!

Now this is home security paranoia. That or he's got a real Hottie for a neighbor.

I can see a connection problem