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Never Argue with a Woman

One morning, the husband returns the boat to their lakeside cottage after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, puts her feet up, and begins to read her book.


The peace and solitude are magnificent.


Along comes a Fish and Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
'Reading a book' she replies, (thinking, Isn't that obvious?')


'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her.
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading.'
'Yes, but I see you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'

'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault,' says the woman.


'But I haven't even touched you,' says the Game Warden.


'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'

'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.

MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think.

Keep smiling
Tug

I will argue with every woman no matter whats she's doing.....................




I think

Bass wrote::lol:

I will argue with every woman no matter whats she's doing.....................




I think

It is a well known fact, Kurt, that when a Woman unhinges her lower jaw, it will continue to verbally articulate until your ears bleed, and you plead for an early death to avoid the onslaught.

..trust me...

Paul.... ... ...!

Well, i manage to keep my wife quiet with two small words

Bass wrote::lol:
Well, I manage to keep my wife quiet with two small words

....."Yes, Dear".... ...!

Paul.... ... ... ...!

....."Yes, Dear".... ...!

I learned those two many many years ago! They're what's kept this marriage (my second) such a wonderfull success and long-lived
Them, and this woman is the psycological (and physical!) antithesis of my first wife...that helps just a little bit too...

"Yes, dear...as you say dear...I love you dear..."

Pat☺