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The Perfect Man and Woman

Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect.

One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their perfect car along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help.

There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were driving along delivering the toys.

Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple and Santa Claus had an accident. Only one of them survived the accident.

Question: Who was the survivor?

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ANSWER: The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really existed in the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no such thing as a perfect man.

**** Women stop reading here, that is the end of the joke. ****

Men keep scrolling.











So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the woman must have been driving. This explains why there was a car accident.

**** Men Keep scrolling ****





By the way, if you're a woman and you're still reading this it illustrates another point: Women never listen.......

Well, talking as a far, FAR, FAR from perfect man, I believe you are totally correct, although I adamantly refuse to state that my lovely wife, who is close to perfect, never listens.

She has a 14"diameter cast-iron frying pan, and every time I see her with it, I hear the most amazing sounds in my head...kind of a BONG! sort of sound, like a really big church bell...
She says it's the only way to get through a stubborn Marine skull like mine sometimes...

Pat☺

Still smiling. I hope that I can stop smiling before my wife comes home or I will have to let her read this and I know for a fact that she will read all the way to the bottom.

Thanks for the good laugh OldAirmail

Keep smiling
Tug

A lot of facts in that joke

Women! You can't live with 'em, and you can't live without them.

But I suppose that I'm much better off with 'em.



Glad to entertain, thanks.