Holy Hairy Legs, Batman!!

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Holy Hairy Legs, Batman!!

Postby Fozzer » Wed Jul 16, 2014 1:03 pm

Every now and again I read about something which I find really, really scary!...>>>

http://web.orange.co.uk/article/quirkie ... s_campaign

Enough leg hair to knit a Jersey!

What a nightmare!... :shock: ....!

Paul.... :lol: ... :lol: ...!
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Re: Holy Hairy Legs, Batman!!

Postby CHUCK79 » Wed Jul 16, 2014 1:25 pm

Dang it, Fozz....I was eating. Now I have lost all appetite :? :o :lol:
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Re: Holy Hairy Legs, Batman!!

Postby Fozzer » Wed Jul 16, 2014 2:37 pm

.... :lol: ... :lol: ... :lol: ...!

When you observe just how much hair females have on their head, just spare a thought of just how much hair they would have on the rest of their bodies if it wasn't for Razors, Sticky Strips, Electrolysis, Tweezers, and all manner of creams and ointments applied daily in the secrecy of the Bathroom....
....it doesn't bear thinking about....
It could keep you/me awake at nights!... :shock: ...!

A female alone on a desert island without any hair removal instruments/implements?....

Paul..closing my eyes, and disconnecting my brain!.... :lol: ... :lol: ....!
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Re: Holy Hairy Legs, Batman!!

Postby Romulus111VADT » Wed Jul 16, 2014 6:43 pm

The Neanderthal look just doesn't do it for me. I mean when they start taking on simian characteristics I can't help but think of the planet of the apes and all the romance goes out the window.

I've always made it a firm rule if they as hairy as me or in some cases, hairier; I bid them a fond adieu.
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Re: Holy Hairy Legs, Batman!!

Postby BLAZE » Mon Jul 21, 2014 6:51 pm

I don't know! I like it when a "Cute Female" (She has to be well built and real cute for this) lets her pit hair go. I think it's
sexy. I'M NOT WEIRD!! :shifty:

But that's it, Leg hair, No good! Legs have to be smooooth. Nothin' like a sweet pair of Smoooth legs on a pretty girl. :drool:
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Re: Holy Hairy Legs, Batman!!

Postby PhantomTweak » Mon Jul 21, 2014 10:51 pm

As the commercial used to say, "Nothing beats a great pair of L'Eggs!" :lol: :cry: :lol: :dance:

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