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Posted: **Sat Jul 05, 2014 12:48 am**

BEFORE CONTINUING ON MAKE SURE YOUR WIFE IS NOT READING OVER YOUR SHOULDER.

OK, go to the next post...

Posted: **Sat Jul 05, 2014 12:51 am**

The wife and I were looking through a knick knack shop today when I spotted this sign.

Marriage is like a deck of cards.
At first all you need is two Hearts and a Diamond.
towards the end you wish you had a Club and a Spade.

Posted: **Sat Jul 05, 2014 1:57 am**

Hawkeye07 wrote:BEFORE CONTINUING ON MAKE SURE YOUR WIFE IS NOT READING OVER YOUR SHOULDER....

OR YOU'LL BE DECKED.

One is dealt what one is dealt...

Posted: **Sat Jul 05, 2014 2:43 am**

In two attempts, I never did turn up Trumps!

A bad Deal, both times...

...!

Paul....

...!

Posted: **Sat Jul 05, 2014 7:01 am**

That was short, sweet, and hilarious.

Posted: **Sat Jul 05, 2014 9:09 am**

I always stays with my queens, esp Queen of spade.....
Maybe i'm doing something wrong :think:

Posted: **Sat Jul 05, 2014 11:25 am**

Are there any jokers in that deck......

Matt

Posted: **Sat Jul 05, 2014 4:19 pm**

On wife number 3 so to speak. Marriage is like cards....but the game of WAR comes to mind.

Posted: **Sat Jul 05, 2014 4:57 pm**

expat wrote:Are there any jokers in that deck......

Matt

Perhaps an unemployed, worthless, parasite brother's-in-law? :angry-cussingblack:

Posted: **Sun Jul 06, 2014 1:39 am**

expat wrote:Are there any jokers in that deck......

frequently, and the dealer; the deck is stacked and you won't hold the aces.

Posted: **Sun Jul 06, 2014 2:22 am**

Hawkeye07 wrote:
expat wrote:Are there any jokers in that deck......

Matt

Perhaps an unemployed, worthless, parasite brother's-in-law?

Yes, you get to choose your friends, but are screwed when it comes to your relatives.............

Matt

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