A balding, white haired man walked into a jewelry store late last Friday
afternoon with a beautiful much younger lady by his side.
He told the jeweller he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend.
The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring.
The man said, 'No, I'd like to see something more special.'
At that statement, the jeweler went to his special stock and brought
another ring over. 'Here's a stunning ring at only $40,000 the jeweler said.
The lady's eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with excitement.
The old man seeing this said, 'We'll take it.'
The jeweler asked how payment would be made and the man stated, 'By check. I know you need to allow the check to clear,
so I'll write it now and you can call the bank Monday to verify the funds, and I'll pick up the ring on Monday afternoon.
On Monday morning, the jeweler angrily phoned the old man and said:
'There's no money in that account.'
'I know,' said the old man,
'But let me tell you about MY GREAT WEEKEND!'
See . . . . . . Not All Seniors Are Senile.....
