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Just for laughs

PostPosted: Sat Jun 07, 2014 7:29 pm
by Tug002
A mother and her young son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas City to Chicago. The little boy, who had been looking out the window, turned to his mother and asked, 'If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?'

The mother, who couldn't think of an answer, told her son to ask the flight attendant. So the boy went down the aisle and asked the flight attendant, 'If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?'

The busy flight attendant smiled and said, 'Did your mother tell you to ask me?'
The boy said, 'Yes, she did.'

'Well then, you go and tell your mother that there are no baby planes because Southwest always pulls out on time. Ask her to explain that to you.'

Keep smiling
Tug :)

Re: Just for laughs

PostPosted: Sun Jun 08, 2014 6:19 am
by Bass
:lol: :lol:

Re: Just for laughs

PostPosted: Sun Jun 08, 2014 6:31 am
by Fozzer
Poor old Mum has got some explaining to do!... :oops: ...!

Paul.... :lol: ... :lol: ...!

I stopped making baby aeroplanes a long time ago.... ;) ... ;) ...!

(I don't even "practice" now!).... :roll: ...!

Re: Just for laughs

PostPosted: Sun Jun 08, 2014 12:49 pm
by PhantomTweak
Baby airplanes (aeroplanes?) are bloody darn expensive little buggars. I raised up 5 of the critters...

Pat☺

Re: Just for laughs

PostPosted: Sun Jun 08, 2014 1:21 pm
by Fozzer
PhantomTweak wrote:Baby airplanes (aeroplanes?) are bloody darn expensive little buggars. I raised up 5 of the critters...

Pat☺


That's what 'appens when you "practice".... ;) ... ;) ...!

5 of them, boys and girls, aged from 40 to 60 years!

Paul...Great-Granddad... :D ...!

Re: Just for laughs

PostPosted: Sun Jun 08, 2014 5:32 pm
by Hawkeye07
Maybe someone should invent a "BAWS" Baby Airplanes Warning System "WHOOP - WHOOP PULL OUT! WHOOP - WHOOP PULL OUT! :lol: :lol: