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Telex Office

Postby expat » Wed May 21, 2014 10:50 am

A German Shepard goes in to the telex office and says, "I need to send a telex"
The clerk at the desk says, "Over on the table are pens and paper. Write your message down and bring it to me".
"OK", replies the German Shepard and trots over the table, picks up a pencil and writes his message and then takes it back to the man at the desk.
The clerk looks at the message, and reads it out, "Woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof".
"You know that you can have ten words", say the clerk, " you only have nine here, I can add another woof"
"Yes", replies the German Shepard, "but then it would make no sense what so ever".................
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Re: Telex Office

Postby papituwall » Wed May 21, 2014 1:11 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
no sense if one more :lol:
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Re: Telex Office

Postby H » Sun May 25, 2014 1:26 am

Dogs supposedly hear higher frequency sounds than humans but their musical reproduction is rather low --
they only have woofers.



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Re: Telex Office

Postby Fozzer » Sun May 25, 2014 3:38 am

H wrote:Dogs supposedly hear higher frequency sounds than humans but their musical reproduction is rather low --
they only have woofers.



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