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Man on his death bed and his conscience is getting the better of him. He calls to his wife to confess.
"My love, I have something to get off my chest before my last breath"
"What is it", she asks.......
He takes a big breath and says, "For the last 8 years I have been having an affair with you best friend"
She takes a cloth and mops his brow, "I know my darling" she replies,........."That's why I poisoned you"................!