The Worst Joke Ever Told!

I'll tell the joke about the Interrupting Cow.
Never heard it? It goes like this:...
Q: Have you heard the joke about the Interrupting Cow?
A: No.
Q: OK. Knock knock...
A: Who'se...
Q: (interrupts) Moo!
Yes, it's bad. Now tell me you're not going to use it today!
Never heard it? It goes like this:...
Q: Have you heard the joke about the Interrupting Cow?
A: No.
Q: OK. Knock knock...
A: Who'se...
Q: (interrupts) Moo!
Yes, it's bad. Now tell me you're not going to use it today!
