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Just received this E-Mail joke from one of my Daughters!.... ... ...>>>

Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of tampons and proceeded to the checkout counter.
The pharmacist at the counter asked the older boy, 'Son, how old are you?'
'Eight', the boy replied.
The man continued, 'Do you know what these are used for?'
The boy replied, 'Not exactly, but they aren't for me. They're for him. He's my brother. He's four."...
"Oh, really?" the pharmacist replied with a grin.
"Yes." the boy said. "We saw on TV that if you use these, you would be able to swim, play tennis and ride a bike. Right now, he can't do none of those."

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Paul...Tamping along!... ...!

Good one Fozz! ..

Please tell your daughter thanks for the laugh!

And here I spent most of my life running away from those lady tools!

Sheesh. I wish I'd have known that when I was in school. Girls: always keeping all the little secrets to themselves.

No wonder those things never went off when I'd light the fuse and throw them!!



Pat☺

YIP as seen on TV !!!

Its TRUE, seen it on TV, they said so !!!!

I used to use those thingy ma jobbers du flunkys to wax ma Car, Rust and All