Some Thoughts on St. Patrick's Day

"Where's Murphy? Is he ill?"
"Methinks so... he swallowed a spoon yesterday and hasn't stirred since."
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Their scientists have just discovered good news for the Irish --
the more birthdays they have the longer they live.

"Methinks so... he swallowed a spoon yesterday and hasn't stirred since."
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Their scientists have just discovered good news for the Irish --
the more birthdays they have the longer they live.
