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This is a real email that I received today.

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Good Day

Before I proceed I must first apologize for this unsolicited mail to you, I am aware that this is certainly not a conventional way of approach to establish a relationship of trust,

I am Barrister Okechukwu Anthony, a Solicitor and an Advocate of the supreme court of Nigeria,I am the Personal Attorney to Engr. Richard Duarte , a consultant with an oil company here in Nigeria. On the 20th of february 2005,my client and his wife were involved in an autocrash accident along portharcout/uyo Express Road.Unfortunately they lost their lives in the event of theaccident, Since then I have made several contacts as to locate any of his extended relatives, but all proved abortive.hence I decided to contact you.

I am contacting you to assist in retrieving the funds that was left behind by my client with the Spring Bank,Recently,the bank issued me a notice to provide the next of kin or have the account confiscated within the next ten official working days. since I have been unsuccesfull in locating the relatives for over 3 yearsnow, I hereby seek your consent to act as the next of kin to the deceased so that the proceeds of this account valued at (US$10.5 million dollars) can be paid to you and then you and I can share the money 50% 50%.I have worked out a procedure that will ensure success, and as a lawyer, I will ensure that all our actions are within the confines of the law. Should you be interested please, P.s. furnish me with your most direct tel and cell phone numbers for oral conversation after which I will provi! de you with more details of this t
Your earliest response to this letter will be appreciated via okey_anthony1@XXXXX.co.jp

Call me urgent on 009 234 8XXXXXXXXX.


ATTENTION! - For $20 CASH I will give the rest of his phone number and email to a very select few.

And like he says, you better do it real fast.

I'm VERY generous that way. Trust me.

I'm gonna buy all kinds of PAYWARE Aircraft and Scenery and a Super Amped up computer,,, for knowing your gonna be Rich and loaded,,, it won't be a problem paying for this !!

They'll be in contact with YOU, I'm sure

Ohhhhh and thanks too !!!

your so generous

Since when are "autocrash accidents" worth $10.5 million?

My insurance policy limit is $100,000. After that you're on your own.

Nope, this are RICH people who died. And no one can find any living relatives at all.


So this nice Nigeria lawyer has asked for my help in resolving the problem of who will get the money.

Mr. Jetranger sir, You have to give me the $20 before I can give you anything.

Otherwise, I don't mind sharing just a little.

Go for it , RICH, go for it

Then come back with your sharings

"Airmailer dude"

Right On',

O' tay, I send you say 50 Dullurs, and Din,, I wait for da Moo' Lah ! You sew Kind Sur !!!!

Eye forward to you Now thru the Sim-Vee Payment Procescissors { -------- this guy thats him get him !!

I forward to you now Sur. see attachmint - just cut it out and its yours ! { This guy believe nothing he says !

Thank you fer your Coop'eration { Danger this guy Phony !


Sin' cerely , Mr. Spistachio

Mr. Jet sir, that nice man now has your banking info, so go down to the bank and ask one of the tellers to let you know when the total makes a drastic change.

(But watch out for the third teller from the left. She ain't really a ..... Well you just watch out for "her".)


BTW - because you gave me a fifty, you'll receive two and a half times what I promised.

'Cause I'm generous.


All you other suckers. Because you aren't as smart as the Jetranger, you don't get nuthin!

Maybe Jetranger's chauffeur will will buy you a cup of coffee while he's waiting for the Jetman.


Bunch of losers, right, Jetranger? Not like us.

What me Smart ?

Daaa Duhhhhh you talkin' to me ?

Jetranger wrote:What me Smart ?

Daaa Duhhhhh you talkin' to me ?

Of course you are! You're the only one who sent me money, right?

Right!


So I printed out your money on my monochrome laser printer and took it to the mall.

When I got there I found a sweet young thing that was so busy texting that she didn't even notice that the $50 "bill" was in black & white.

Then she gave me the change for my hotdog, and off I went. With a warm thank you, and a smile.

Us old people may not be worth noticing to a sweet young girl, but we are polite.



Now as you only sent me the one side of the $50 bill, I had to come up with something for the other side.

Being a fart smeller smart feller as I am, I put your name and address on the other side.

That way it's all legal, right?



Anyway, if I didn't do it EXACTLY right, they can come a knockin' on your door.

Just be nice and polite to all the men in uniforms with guns.


I bet that if you joke around with them, they'll have a good time too.

Just tell them that the NRA convention is two doors down on the right.

That's funny.

Well, I hope you put the correct info on the Bill

in case you didn't tho ,,,,,,

its

Goober

Rt'1 Mayberry RFD

Mayberry N.C. 85103