Definitively Speaking
Posted: Sat Jan 04, 2014 2:41 amI wasn't sure where to post this but, after doing a crossword puzzle, became ponderous again. Some words, you know, have multiple meanings.
If one is fleet afoot, is this a potential surfer with huge feet; does each foot have an armada? Then, again, maybe not so large since it must consist of very small ships to fit in a 12 inch space. Wait, if it's an armada, would one have shipshape arms? If your arms are loaded, will you shoot them off?
When a drawer is rifled through, is it full of bullet holes?
When I ponder the words in the song, "Home on the range where the deer and the antelope play..."** does Fozzer's vision of this reference to his stove and cooking skills?
**Not time to provide them now but my words to this song differ from the original -- and probably belong in the humour forum. My excuse for this and my other song variants is that I don't remember the original words and don't like to hum.
If one is fleet afoot, is this a potential surfer with huge feet; does each foot have an armada? Then, again, maybe not so large since it must consist of very small ships to fit in a 12 inch space. Wait, if it's an armada, would one have shipshape arms? If your arms are loaded, will you shoot them off?
When a drawer is rifled through, is it full of bullet holes?
When I ponder the words in the song, "Home on the range where the deer and the antelope play..."** does Fozzer's vision of this reference to his stove and cooking skills?
**Not time to provide them now but my words to this song differ from the original -- and probably belong in the humour forum. My excuse for this and my other song variants is that I don't remember the original words and don't like to hum.
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